1: Once a man fishing, caught a squid only. Squid ask him: Do you let me go, do not I eat ah roast. That man said: Yes, I ask you some questions to test it. Squid is happy said: You test it you test it! Then this man put the squid to bake .. 2: I have too schizophrenic, but now we have recovered. 3: A student driving test in the United States, in front of road signs Tips to turn left, he was not sure, ask the examiner: the red beans; has been festering, he is a soybean; wound end up with scars, and finally became black. 5: Small sensible hair, next to the school, the students see his new hairstyle, smiles: Xiao-Ming, Type your head like a kite Oh! Xiao Ming feel wronged, to go outside to cry. crying and crying and he would fly up ~ hhhh
6: personal long as onions, walked cried hh. 7: Little Penguin one day asked his grandmother, Dad, I'm not a penguin ah? h
so they decided to get married h
h
wedding day can not find another one corn corn h
beside the corn popcorn asked: Do you see our house the corn? Popcorn: honey, people wear a wedding dress of the Well hh. 9: music class, the teacher playing a Beethoven tune
Xiao Hua Xiao Ming asked: ? A: Jiao Jiuming it! 11: Question: cloth and paper afraid of? answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case. The reason: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case. 12: One day a mother to sit down half-way car h
not know the way her mother had hit the driver with a stick h. ass mother said: Which? Driver: This is my ass h.. 13: tea tea to an egg, the result It turned out boiled eggs; an egg run the Songhua River to swim, the results it becomes egg; have eggs went to a Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs; an egg become homeless, it into a wild eggs; an egg on the way careful not to fall, fell to the ground, turned into a missile; an egg go to the yard of the family, turned into a bomb; an egg go to the Tibetan Plateau, results into the hydrogen bomb; an egg is sick, the results become bad; an egg married, turned into a jerk; an egg go swimming in the river, turned into a nuclear bomb; an egg go to the flowers and the results become artistes; an egg riding a horse, holding a knife, that he is Peking Opera Blues; an egg or female, long ugly, the results become a dinosaur egg; an egg is a public , his wife and the other eggs out of adultery, and he became a son of a bitch; an egg hh
14: host asked: Will the cat climb? eagle Responder: Yes! Moderator: examples! Hawks tears: That year, I was fast asleep, the cat climbed the tree, then there is the owl h h
15: both feces shell dragonfly the welfare lottery, A said: I want to put in a prize inside a radius of 50 to buy down the toilet, eat your fill! B said: You Ah Tai Su! I hit the jackpot on the package if the one living, eat fresh! 16: why the chicken cross the street
answer to get another side
17: A: That man is doing? B: He was shaking. A: Why did he want to shake it? B: Yes he was cold. A: Oh, not cold-drawn shivering. A: hh
18: Mr. Banana and his girlfriend have a date, walking down the street, the weather was hot, took off her clothes, Mr. Banana, after his girlfriend fell down hhh
19: a sausage is
off feeling cold in the fridge, and then looked at the other side of the root, with the point of comfort, saying: Diving is very difficult moves, he made a swivel for three weeks then take a half forward somersault backflip three weeks a month. 22: MM University of got lost looking for. met a gentle professor. MM: May I ask, how can I to the university? Professor: Only work hard in school, be above University. 23: Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: You fart! chief said: I did not put the h Chief soon be removed from office, the Secretary said at the meeting: fart great things you can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use? 24: Miss: It is not good business to do it! Boss: Why? Miss: .. XX is the school, Grab your student card, or a robbery in front of XX school, do not worry, Allah will not grab one of us! ; partial joke) 27: A blind man begging in the streets wearing sunglasses. A drunk man walked by, that his poor, threw him a hundred dollars. walking a few drunk one turned around to see the blind man on the sun goes on to distinguish between genuine and false hundred large copy. drunk over snatched the money back: Sorry ah, I was looking for a friend in this, and he was blind, the toilet, but in fact I was a mute. Akira walked hh
28: Avian influenza mm are animals as I do not know! C: Because Adam did not smoke! (Hint: homonym of a word) 30: Someone has just been abandoned by his girlfriend, happened to bump into on the street flirting with ex-girlfriend and new love, he imagined gas, to humiliate them about. so great approached politely greeted, and was contemptuously new love of his girlfriend, said: ; outside inch of the old, which are all new! Press the scroll bar of similar things, the above text passes very quickly. even curious to ask: This is the lyrics it? Sister: Yeah! Line of Duty: how flies so fast? no see! Line of Duty: Jay!! 33 : Wife: I'm blind, will marry you stepped on dog feces. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces. dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step ...... 34: College Entrance Examination Chemistry question: A and B can be transformed into each other, B in the boiling water can generate C, C in the air oxidation of D, D has the smell of rotten eggs, and asked A, B, C , D all that? my answer: A is the chicken, B is the raw eggs, C is a cooked egg, D is certainly rotten eggs it! 35: rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? A: rubber. because Eraser (rubber poor). 36: Q: 3 What is a foot tall thing??? Answer: 3 foot tall monster !!!!!! 37: ants go to the desert, why not leave the sand His footprints, leaving only one line? answer: because it is the bicycle! ants from the desert home, he did not tell anyone, but his family knew he was coming back! Why ah! answer: to see him bicycle parked downstairs hh. 38: One day a female drug addicts were caught the police station, police saw the tattoo on her hand and asked her what are you doing to your boyfriend's name tattooed hands, he called Little good is not h ah .. is not. quickly said that he had no drugs .. h. A fast, said
addict looked up I saw that woman with the angry eyes of the police said
This is a hate Rights h. 40: One day, Mel and her boyfriend go for a drive, the car almost out of gas, just next to a gas station, opened in the past, when a sudden gust of her boyfriend's hat blown off. Small US-boyfriend said to her: , careless waste collected to the gibbons, orangutans kindly cleaned differentiate between the apes. But soon they fell in love, someone asked how did you come together? gorilla replied: about, shouting: One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked the road half the time find myself to forget to lock the door, which had gone for 10 years, but the door still may lock ah, so penguins and go home to lock the door. lock the door after the Penguins once again starting to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home hh knock on the door said: penguins come looking for you to play! not a hundred small bread ah? to the bakery, days, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, What A white student how to reduce pollution? students A: the lunch box made of blue. 48: a man, his stomach is not good. One day, he came to stomach the hospital, the doctor said: La watermelon, eating cucumber cucumber pull! Flying so high would not hit the stars? a one hair to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: : vegetable! 52: two sausages in the fridge, over a long time, a bit of a shake with the sausage, wow! cold ah ~! other sausages very surprised to say, hey? how can you say sausage? 53: There are One day, a Bucks run faster and faster, went to the end, it becomes a high-speed Bucks
54: One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, she announced that: fruits, we are unified with the washing, washing can eat. Xiao Hua: ; kids are great Oh! that Amin you? . Teacher: Xiao Ming? Teacher: Xiao Ming?? Teacher: Xiao Ming! you how ah? you know the answer in the end ah? anyhow Zhiyi Sheng ah! Xiao Ming: squeak ~ 56: elephant asked the camel: l your microphone Amy how long in the back? r
camel, said: l die away, I do not and the penis with a long speech in the face of things! 57: How to drink larger cups? read the Great Compassion Mantra
58: Xiao-Ming : A few degrees today? Xiaohua: minus 3 degrees Ah! Xiao Ming: No wonder so cold
59: A little boy came home from school through the window and get a glimpse of a woman lying in bed, rubbing the chest mad man I cried I want to man! The next day the little boy and then find that women who date from the window lay a man, the little boy went home and cried in bed mad rubbing my chest I want to bike to bike! 60: Once upon a time there was a bird, he was every day After a corn field, but unfortunately, one day a fire patch of maize, maize have become all the popcorn!!! the bird ...... after that last snow, cold in death the ... 61: that there is a polar bear, because the snow was too harsh, and have to wear dark glasses to see things, but he can not find the sunglasses, so close their eyes to find crawling around on the ground, goes up and ah, the hands and feet dirty crawl to find sunglasses. wear sunglasses, mirror a photo, and found: Oh, I'm a panda. 62: science class the teacher asked: Why is a cold body after death that? answered. teacher asked: no one know? At this time, there is a student stood up and said: That is because �ľ���Ȼy. 63: Xiao Ming in a car accident lost a leg, Xiao Ming in a car accident and lost a leg, another small car accident clearly lost his other leg, a small car accident and lost his next leg, in fact, Xiao Ming is a dog. 64: One day, A, B, C three people go out to play , go hang around for a long time on the road. Later, A said,'m bored, I want to play a B. Then C read A, B put onto the alley to go play. 65: Three rabbit pull poo < br> The first is the
long ball in the second but the third is actually
triangle
ask it: I Yong Shounie the
66: When will want Taiwan to reunification? buy instant noodles when
67: One day Xiao Qiang asked his father: it? to see the owner, heard of it? when Xiao Ming said: good! I watched you and your dog while playing. 69: Bugs: flowers, you used my pencil it? flowers: No, I useless. Bugs: You're useless? flowers: I'm useless! Bugs: Well, you are useless in 17 people admit to a
70: ants after falling off from the Himalayas how the dead? answer: starvation. because too light floating down to ~ so long h
80: Why do dogs get smaller? A: Because it is farther and farther. 81: past, there is a horse ! it Paozhaopaozhuo fell into the sea. Therefore, it becomes a years. Later, he became makes him appear a good few black stripes. a result, it becomes . Then, a group of people could not help but after reading this joke, said: ! 82: Xiao Ming 20 million owed to underground banking, Little implored him more than a few days grace period, banks who said: tomorrow we must also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers; the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; s 3 days, then hh
Xiao Ming: Is it not also the people who
banks: NO, to the time you become a little jingle. 83: One day a man suddenly encounter God
God is good when going give that person a wish
God asked: What is your wish? man then said: I heard that cats have nine lives, then please give me 9 Mania now! God said: You wish implementation strategy! day, that person idle boredom, want to die a death anyway, 9 Mania Well
to lay the tracks, the results of a train in the past, the man was dead. This is why ? Because it sets the train cars are 10. 84: a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I found you latent homosexuality!! and difficult to cure! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely yeah
85: a hunter with his dogs to hunt , a slip of the day in the woods are not prey. dark, not willing to keep riding, he was transferred in the woods, Ma suddenly said: l you do not give me a break, think I'm exhausted ah!? r
shocked to hear the hunter immediately roll down from the horse, pulling dogs to run away, ran panting under a tree during a lesson, the dog patted his chest and said to him: l scared me, horses turned out to be speak! r
so hunters are scared to death on the spot
86: wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Wolf
because: Momotaro (out of the wolf) 87: A day pick a mirror According to the talk about the mirror; side of the people here a good familiar ah
B said; is? I see (taking the mirror), I ah! me that you do not know ah? 88: A tomato and tomato B to go shopping. B Q A: Where are we going? A does not answer. B asked: Where are we going? A or no answer. B asked again. Tomato A tomato turned to B said: We do not do tomatoes come ? Why do we say that? 89: Once there was a white and a black cat white cat
day
cat fell into the water to save it up
white said something to the black cat
`` Q: What does? meow ; A: Do not say when such a disgusting thing!! 92: Cao Chuan Lu Su in
: But I'm still a little worried hh wrong? a monkey eating peanuts before going into the bottom a chance to eat first. this manager explained: It has been fed peaches, Peach not pull out the results, monkeys scare, and now we must eat a good amount. 94 : patients fled the hospital in order to prevent peripheral 100, the two still want to escape from the hospital psychiatric patients.
effort over the wall in the beating in the darkness. to 30 of the wall, the . ; you tired yet? light in the play in the water, suddenly was electric fish in the stream, the four boys were electrocuted to! guess an electrical appliance. Allcorn: ah yeah .... do not know Xiao Ming: The answer is (electric four-chicken)! Hey! 96: Small & R: Dad, why do we need to hump it? Camel Dad: Because there is no water in the desert, there hump can store water ah! small Luo: Dad, why do we need long woolen? Camel Dad: Because the desert wind, we have relied on block wind and sand, we will see ah! small Luo: Dad, why do we need a thick hoof it? Camel Dad: Because desert of all sand, so that we stabilize ah! small Luo: Dad, the last question, then we are at the zoo doing? 97: hen incubates the eggs, have an egg out from its ass drilled < br> hen: : read. 100: a morning, to a known tough Executive Morning soldier asked: soldier replied: cried and said, My God, Want Want a small bread
102: Little said: ~ to Leslie. 104: There is a bun was crossing the road, the results do not accidentally flattened by a truck, when it looked at his dying body, it said:
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